Monday, March 27, 2006

Risque Video

So... I went to Risque Video on Friday (for those of you who live in a show, that is a XXX video store) to look for a video for MM and I to watch on Saturday. Friday night after I put Missy to bed, I poured myself a drink (Tanqueray Sterling and Cranberry juice) and settled in to inspect it before my rendezvous the next night. Well it started off kind of slow but I figured it would get better. Well it didn't...When the 2nd couple finally got to doing the do, I couldn't help but realize that the girl had razor bumps on her snatch. First of all, I didn't know that women actually use a razor to get rid of pubic hair. I use Nair to remove mine, most people I know either get it waxed or use Nair or Neet or something to that effect, but a actual razor, I was blown away. Then on top of all that, even if you use a razor, aren't you supposed to clean the razor and the area before and after the actual shave. I was completely grossed out by the sight of her razor bumps. Then there was no creativity, it was straight oral sex and missionary sex YAWNNNNN!!!!! Boring!!!!! So I have decided that I'm going to get reviews before I buy another XXX DVD. Any suggestions...

3 Comments:

At 11:01 PM, Blogger Judy said...

I'm speechless (and that's how most of my comments will begin, at least for a while). I used to like the Sean Michaels & Mr. Marcus videos but they're old now by porn standards. All the new stuff just looks nasty to me, too much spitting and cum faces and stank looking people (but maybe that's just the 3 for $5 videos-hahahaha). I've never gone xxx shopping before. T has enough of them as it is.

 
At 8:54 AM, Blogger Tanique said...

I think that maybe my problem too. I don't like all that spitting, that's just nasty. The cum doesn't bother me too much but I could do with out that too. I do have a Sean Michaels video, but we have watch that so much till it's all fuzzy. That is why I was shopping for something new, but like I said, I can't go by myself anymore.

 
At 1:39 PM, Blogger NeverEnough said...

After reading this I will stop shaving and buy some Nair today.

 

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