The Bridal Shower Update

So...I saw the bride yesterday for the first time since the shower. She pulled me to the side and gave me this big hug and said "That is from Bij (her fiance)" Well she must have recognized the confused look on my face since I have never been introduced to him. She goes on to tell me how much he liked the lingerie and wanted to know if she had to wait for the honeymoon to where it. Then she severely crossed the line into 'T.M.I.', telling me how he went and dusted off the pornos and they put the kids to bed and screwed all over the place. You could tell she was truly pleased with the evening; going on about how she is so glad she got her tubes tied (You know I can relate).