Bedroom Acrobatics

So... MM came over last night about 10 and we were having a great time, sex was amazing and then in the midst of switching positions, my foot hits the framed picture hanging over my bed and falls, I see it coming so I try to role over to avoid it landing on top of our heads. Well as we are dodging the picture, I hit my foot on the night stand. My ankle bone comes down right on the edge. It is now swelling and starting to turn purple (those of you who know how dark-skinned I am realize that is major), so he picks up Missy and put her in the car, drops her off at my mom's and we go the emergency room, stay for 3 hours for them to tell me that it is sprained. So today, I've been limping around the office hoping people don't ask me what happened to my foot. So far I've been able to get away with "You don't want to know".

Risque Video

So... I went to Risque Video on Friday (for those of you who live in a show, that is a XXX video store) to look for a video for MM and I to watch on Saturday. Friday night after I put Missy to bed, I poured myself a drink (Tanqueray Sterling and Cranberry juice) and settled in to inspect it before my rendezvous the next night. Well it started off kind of slow but I figured it would get better. Well it didn't...When the 2nd couple finally got to doing the do, I couldn't help but realize that the girl had razor bumps on her snatch. First of all, I didn't know that women actually use a razor to get rid of pubic hair. I use Nair to remove mine, most people I know either get it waxed or use Nair or Neet or something to that effect, but a actual razor, I was blown away. Then on top of all that, even if you use a razor, aren't you supposed to clean the razor and the area before and after the actual shave. I was completely grossed out by the sight of her razor bumps. Then there was no creativity, it was straight oral sex and missionary sex YAWNNNNN!!!!! Boring!!!!! So I have decided that I'm going to get reviews before I buy another XXX DVD. Any suggestions...

Missy

Missy is my 2 yr old daughter. She is the source of so much comedy she constantly keeps me laughing. We spent all day yesterday shopping for Easter clothes with her Godmother. She usually takes a nap during the day but yesterday she didn't even nod off until we had dropped off her Godmother and was on our way up the expressway. Her Godmother has 2 kids, a 5 yr old girl and a 12 year old son. Missy spent the entire day bossing the 2 of them around and the bad part about it is they let her. So finally I told them to stop letting her bully them. So on the way from Springfield Mall, I hear her say to the 5 year, "don't tell" and then in the rear view mirror I see her pulling the 5 year old's ponytails. Now these kids these days are too much because. she knew I told them to stop letting her bully them so she decides that if they don't tell she can still get away with it. I'm going to have to keep my eye on this one.

Sex in the workplace

I was just reading a co-workers blog and it reminded me of when MM(Mike) and I first started dating. As I said before he was my supervisor and he had an office in the back of the file room. He asked me to work late one night for the sole purpose of getting a quicky in his office, it was the first time I had ever had sex at work and the rush was awesome. We have since "christened" every office he has had since. I recently creeped to his current job and had sex on the conference room table. We could hear the people leaving for the day and it was such a turn on. On lady was like, do you hear that? "That" was the sound of moaning and groaning, it was the best. I might have to go meet him today.

Mike...The Love of My Life

So...Let's talk about Mike. Mike and I met while he was my supervisor at a Title company. When we started having sex, I quickly quit my job. We dated for 6 years after that, living with each other the final 2. The only reason we broke up was because I wanted to get married and have kids and he was still into hanging with his friends. After I left he realized that he had lost the best thing to ever happen to him. However by then I was dating someone else. I did manage to sleep with Mike several times during that relationship(what can I say the sex is absolutely magnificent, I mean truly earth shattering, life altering good). When I broke up with my boyfriend he was dating someone else. This went on for about 3 years. When we were finally single at the same time I was living in NC and neither of us wanted a long distance relationship. Well now that we are in the same state we have decided to try and make this thing work finally. Have you ever had a partner who you never argued with and you saw eye to eye on so many things that it doesn't even seem real and on top of all that he rocks your world in the bed...Well that is my relationship with Michael.

Baby Daddy

So my daughter's stank ass father hasn't seen her since she was 4 months old. Since then I have filed for child support and now have a court order for support. He has since gotten married and now helps to raise his wife's 10 year old son. I recently went to NC where he resides and upon seeing him, he acted like he had never laid eyes on me or my daughter before. My mother proceeds to tell him how big a jackass he was and that his wife was sorry for being with a man who doesn't take care of his kids. He has another daughter who is 13 and he doesn't take care of her either.

I really don't understand why men feel they can just up and leave their children and that is supposed to be acceptable. As far as I'm concerned the men are the ones loosing out because children are the greatest gift on earth.

For all of you out there who are raising sons please teach them to be responsible young men and if you are a man who is not taking care of your children, MAN UP!!!!!!!!! They didn't ask to be here, they deserve the benefit of both parents.

So This is my Life...
Okay, let me bring you up to date. I am originally from Virginia but moved to Philly when I was 2. I moved to NC in 2001 and moved back to Philly 2 years later. I am the proud mother of a beautiful 2 year old daughter. Her father is a complete jackass, but that is a whole other post. We recently moved into our own home and it truly feels good to be a home owner. I am dating a man named Mike. We have been on an off for 13 years, I just can't get him out of my system, but once again that is a whole other post. I hope you enjoy all that I will share with you and hopefully you with me.

Welcome

Hello everyone!!!Welcome to my world. This is my life and I will share with you anything I feel like. Many of you will be surprised by what you see here and some of you won't but this is for me and if you choose to read it...you do so at your own risk.